Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
Sinister... by Cylexus Sinister... by Cylexus
See Me And You Die.
Add a Comment:
 
:iconsillymadman:
SillyMadman Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
The 3rd Street Saints send their regards, good sir.
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
:iconisayplz: How wonderfully smashing old boy! Toodle pip then and do lets have a spot of tea. :tea:
Reply
:iconsillymadman:
SillyMadman Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh indeed, how nice of you. But we have... complications. It seems one of your underlings tried to assassinate our leader. His torture session lasted three hours before he told us everything about your . Blood was everywhere and Boss was... unhappy, to put it lightly. She pulled out her gun and shot your man right there. She sends a message to your Fraternity:

I will make an example of anyone who tries to mess with the Saints. Do not think I won't find you. I took Stillwater over twice, conquered Steelport and send the STAG packing. Anyone else tries to pull stuff like this again will find out that the consequences are... severe. Goodbye, Mr Guy. We have a bed for you, six feet under.
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
:iconisayplz: Oh my really? What ho old bean I dare say you seem to have made some kind of - oh dear - a mighty fine mistake.

Ahem, You made the mistake of thinking I am something you can kill.

You cannot kill that which is not alive.

Be seeing you. Real soon.
Reply
:iconsillymadman:
SillyMadman Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I think you will find going anywhere quite... unfeasible. We have snipers covering every exit and two SWAT teams waiting, courtesy of the Mayor. What's more, the city is full of Saints, all of them armed.
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
:iconcrazy80sguy::iconsaysplz:Your bullets will do nothing, for beneath this mask of flesh is something else. Something behind a mere mortal scope of this coil we call life. What I am is an Idea. And ideas are bulletproof.
Reply
:iconsillymadman:
SillyMadman Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
*skin turns grey, black veins appear across body* I WILL ASK ONLY ONCE. SUBMIT AND KNEEL BEFORE THE DOOM HARVESTERS.
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012
:iconatraplz: Not going to happen poppet.

:icontalesofhonour: NOT IN THIS LIFETIME.

:iconcrazy80sguy: Your move.
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconagent-jin:
Agent-Jin Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011
Wow! You're like a cheap Albert Wesker!
This is cool, man, like way cool!
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011
I'll have you know I am far from cheap.

I charge very highly for my Children's party appearances.
Reply
:iconagent-jin:
Agent-Jin Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012
Oh woah, children's party appearances.
Funny.
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
:)
Reply
:iconnicklausofkrieg:
NicklausofKrieg Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011
i say when someones wears a suit it's all normal but when he wears black gloves along with it's like he's in a whole new ball game
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2011
:iconcrazy80sguy::iconsaysplz:I assure you, Mr NicklausofKrieg... that this 'Ball Game' is far beyond anything you have ever seen before... I am pleased that you appreciate it however.

:)
Reply
:iconnicklausofkrieg:
NicklausofKrieg Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2011
i'm sure guessing it ain't a game of soft ball huh?

am i in on it? i dunno if i already am for all i know
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2011
Of course you are. Everyone is. For it is the game of Survival. Survival of the species in an uncaring Universe.
Reply
:icono-briyi:
o-Briyi Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
Hi mister 80s! Do you need some mexican assistance? They used to call me BackHand Barajas back in the day! (cause that's my last name oi!) yeah, can figure what i'm good at!
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
:iconcrazy80sguy::iconsaysplz:Ah yes... you may not be aware of this, but you are Already A Member... of this Fraternity... You Debt However... Remains... Unpaid.

We will be in Touch.

Good Day, Miss Barajas.
Reply
:iconniktiberius:
NikTiberius Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
I WANT YOU FOR SOMETHING. D: WORK WITH ME IN MY FUTURE OF OVER TAKING THE WORLD. :worship: D: < I want to be bad ass but if I did this I would look like a child. D: People think i'm 12.
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
:iconcrazy80sguy::iconsaysplz:Every... 'Villian Mastermind' needs a... Henchperson of... inderterminate gender and age... so as to provide a... neccessary element of Uncertainty to any endeavour...

[link] ;)
Reply
:iconniktiberius:
NikTiberius Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IT'S SO CUTE!
IT'S MY NEW ENEMY>
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
:iconcrazy80sguy::iconsaysplz:Ah Very Good... This Fraternity is allways... Pleased to assist... our most Revered... Associates...
Reply
:iconwarghost21:
WARGHOST21 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
ah ha an evil friend and ally to be proud of.we should start up a group called the alliance of evil or something along those lines?
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
:iconcrazy80sguy::iconsaysplz:This... Fraternity would not deign to use such... an uncouth name but... your suggestion is taken under consideration.
Reply
:iconimperial32:
Imperial32 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
The gendo pose add glasses and its comeplete
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
:iconcrazy80sguy::iconsaysplz:Of course... but perhaps the inclusion of... glowing red eyes of vague malevolence would suffice...
Reply
:iconimperial32:
Imperial32 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
For now...
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
:iconmrguyplz::iconsaysplz:It is all you are going... to be getting... For Now.

:iconbadassplz:
Reply
:iconwarthhammer:
WarthHammer Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
Hmmmmm you look different did you do something with your hair or perhap it that Sinister look on your face hmmm nope i think it the hair.
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
:iconcrazy80sguy::iconsaysplz:Mr WarthHammer, your... oppinion, as ever... is taken under due consideration... This Fraternity sends its thanks.

:)
Reply
:iconwarthhammer:
WarthHammer Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
Horrray for consideration but wait what is this Fraternity is it some kind of sandwich i hope it is I,m getting hungry.
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2011
:iconcrazy80sguy::iconsaysplz:... You mean to tell me you tracked down the Fraternity of the Black Hand... for a... Sandwhich... Well. Here you go.

:iconsandwichplz:

:iconmrguyplz::iconsaysplz:We will be in Touch.
Reply
:iconwarthhammer:
WarthHammer Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
Hooray for sandvich.
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011
Oh yes.
Reply
:iconwarthhammer:
WarthHammer Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011
indeed
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011
:iconpenplz: There, have a pen.
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconkarelwolf:
karelwolf Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
There can be little doubt that whatever you're planning, it's on the sexy side of EVIL ;)
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
:iconcrazy80sguy::iconsaysplz:Of course Mr Karelwolf... what else could this 'Fraternity' possibly hope to acheive...?
Reply
:iconkarelwolf:
karelwolf Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
:iconmbisonplz::iconsaysplz:why... world domination of course!
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
:iconcrazy80sguy::iconsaysplz:Ah Mr Bison... how good of you to give your oppinion, which as allways, will be given due consideration...
Reply
:iconkarelwolf:
karelwolf Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
couldn't find the Raoul Julia version, sadly...
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
:iconcrazy80sguy::iconsaysplz:It is of no consequence... your endeavour was a succes regardless. Good Day, Mr Karelwolf.
Reply
:iconkarelwolf:
karelwolf Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
Very good, I shall adjourn to my study, good day Mr 80sguy
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
:iconcrazy80sguy::iconsaysplz:Please, it is Mr Guy.
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconniktiberius:
NikTiberius Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
;w; Let's kidnap him!
Reply
:iconkarelwolf:
karelwolf Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
and take him bak to the Rumpus room on the sub? why my dear Fritzelein, how deliciously EVIl of you... MUAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Reply
:iconniktiberius:
NikTiberius Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
xD I was thinking of employing him to be on our side of world domination..
Reply
:iconkarelwolf:
karelwolf Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
not as fun, but business is business I suppose...
Reply
:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
:iconcrazy80sguy::iconsaysplz:I say... Steady on there...
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconsawftmoar:
sawftmoar Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
"I vill make you a offer you cunt refuse!"
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×

:iconcylexus: More from Cylexus




Details

Submitted on
March 9, 2011
Image Size
10.0 KB
Resolution
320×240
Link
Thumb
Embed

Stats

Views
785
Favourites
5 (who?)
Comments
74
×