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Dwarflund Uber Alles

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"We are better than this, we are stronger, we are the inheritors of the earth, yet we hide and scratch in the muck when we should be ruling it! Not driven out by orcs and goblins - we should put the fear of steel in them! With Fire and Axe by the beard of my grandfather I will not back down! Any among you who calls himself a Dwarf cannot sit idly by any longer!"

"In our past we dug great roads, and highways that cut across the earth our mines and fortresses held up the earth above! And now we sit behind wooden walls too afraid to face the sun!"

"How could we let the halls fall to ruin!? Who allowed the stone to fall when we should be shaping it!? THE ELVES. They betrayed us! Stabbed us in the back after asking us for help! After dragging us into THEIR wars and we received the blame for it! And our leaders betrayed us, abandoning the halls to encroaching enemies when we should have faught on to the bitter end!"

The Final Solution to the Knife-Eared Question
"The Elf does not dig! He does not grow, he merely takes! He says he is in tune with nature, that he takes which is given freely - HE is a thief! He is a coward! Do not listen to his lies! The trees and forests and resources of the Earth are there for whome can shape them! Not for whoever can take them in the dead of night!"

"The Elf is lazy! He looks down on a dwarf slick with road dust and the sweat of a hard days work, calling him a plebian, a dirt digger - While the Elf merely sits and sings! Even the birds in the trees are more active than them! Contribute more than them!"

"Only the strongest can survive! Rocks will not move out of the way if you ask nicely! You want to make a pass through the hills, then dig! The elf says no, that is wrong, go around or go over it. Your cart is not in tune with nature, if you cant carry it you dont need it - And they contribute nothing! Do elves make roads? Build homes? No they simply use others! Or sleep in a tree like animals!"

"Fur Reich! Fur Kaiser! Fur Dwarflund!"

"The Global Elven conspiracy controls royal banking and threatens the livelihood of good pure Dwarves!"

"Humans! They have lent us aid in the past - but only because we did not do what needed to be done! And they expected payment - payment we gave, but they allways wanted more! Where the Elf is lazy the Human is greedy and wasteful! They are too many! In the old days the Humans had their villages and communes in the hills and mountains and would trade us furs and meats in exchange for metals - Now they expect us to buy weapons from them! They expect us to accept that they control all trade, all travel - if you want to move 3 miles expect to pay 3 kings a ransom in taxes!"

A dwarf should dig or beat metal! A dwarf should carve or he should fight!
Planting seeds and farming is human work! Fishing and hunting is human work!
A dwarf holds an axe, not a fishing rod!
A Dwarf wears the mail of his ancestors!
A Dwarf Charges At His Foe HEAD ON!
He DOES NOT HIDE.

The Dwarf is Brave. He is Mighty.
The Human is Skilled. He is Able.
The Elf is Lazy. He is Wasteful.
The Gnome is Capricious. He is Soft.
The Orc is Destructive. He is Unwanted.
The Goblin is Abundant. He is unneeded.

"We will not bow!"
"We Are the Strongest!"
"We Shall Rule The Earth!"
"Will of Iron!"
"We Will Never Fall Again!"
"We Rise Or We DIE."
"Never Trust An Elf!"

"Dwarves are the Master Race! We came from the Earth and we are Closer to it! We do not bend in the Wind nor go blind in the Sun! We were meant to Inherit The Earth!"

Bend in the wind - elves, flighty and ever changing
Go blind in the sun - reference to goblins and orcs who also came from the earth and lay claim to it but fear the sun and prefer darkness

DWARVES!!!!
RAAAAGHHH!!!!
I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!!!!
DWARFLUND DWARFLUND UBER ALLES!!!!

Heil Ridgeback Ashton! Heil Dwarves!!! HEIL!!!
"Dwarves Are the Master Race! We Are the Inheritors of the Earth!"

I was listening to Placebo when I wrote this.

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Thrownik's avatar
Just like im my guild (Khaz'Modan) on RP server to WoW, LOL

we want to purge Stormwind , but planning to make closer alliance with Kal'Dorei...
...TO EXTERMINATE ORCS, UNDEADS AND HUMANS!!!