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Cylexus: The Legend of Kill Yakob by Cylexus
Cylexus: The Legend of Kill Yakob
"For the longest time I have had a dream, a dream that I would Kill Yakob. And now I have invested 10 Billion Dollars of other people's money to make this dream come true."
Cylexus, C.E.O of the Ashton Consortium, speaking to the International Monetary Fund, Switzerland 2015.


This here is the title page of the work in progress video game I am making in RPG Maker (Though I wanted it to be a side scrolling beat-em-up, I unfortunately couldn't find a suitable game maker program)

The Game is a highly surreal quest and features internet avatars gaining sentience in a strange fantasy world and Cylexus, one of the few True Face Avatars, who are basically pureblood humans in a world of such horrors as talking moustachioed ponies :iconcorporal-yakob:, cyborgs :iconl0d1z:, giant floating bleeding hearts :iconloverplz:, talking tanks :icondarealwurld40k: and strange floating words :iconrplz: - ad infinitum.

Cylexus is on a journey to find, and Kill the one who crossed him.

YAKOB.

:iconcylexus::iconsaysplz::iconfrageplz:


I Can Fly.


Drawn by :icontheexileking:
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So I no longer work construction, I now work corporate.

WHICH IS EVEN WORSE.

At least I used to get weekends off, Now I don't even get those!

I work Monday to Friday, 7am to 7pm, then I come in and work Saturday night as well, 7pm to 7am.

So the only day off I get is a Sunday at which point communicating with others via electronic messages sent from a plastic and glass interface held together with copper wire and Warp sorcery.

Anyway.

Hello!? HOW ARE YOU

I AM DYING.

LULZ.
My PPE Suit by Cylexus
My PPE Suit
I have to wear this horrible thing at work.

EVEN IN SUMMER.

IM DYING
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Cylexus
Mr Sinister
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"You kill one Dictator, just for another one to take his place and another one after that. The good future aint for the likes of us. But you need bad men, to kill bad men - and good men to pick up the pieces when they all done."

Current Residence: Behind a Keyboard, England

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SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC

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So I no longer work construction, I now work corporate.

WHICH IS EVEN WORSE.

At least I used to get weekends off, Now I don't even get those!

I work Monday to Friday, 7am to 7pm, then I come in and work Saturday night as well, 7pm to 7am.

So the only day off I get is a Sunday at which point communicating with others via electronic messages sent from a plastic and glass interface held together with copper wire and Warp sorcery.

Anyway.

Hello!? HOW ARE YOU

I AM DYING.

LULZ.

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:iconsexual-yeti:
Sexual-Yeti Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
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Cylexus Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
:iconimsohappyplz:

Danke!
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:iconimric1251:
imric1251 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
happy day of birthing
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:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
Thanks man, I had a great one, took me this long to get over it X)
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:iconkarelwolf:
karelwolf Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
another Glorious year of your inspiring leadership, my Lord, and to many more!
*cue 21 gun salute that shoots dissidents into a large moat full of alligators*
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:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
:iconconstipationplz: My God, it is beautiful.

Send more.
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:iconkarelwolf:
karelwolf Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
XDD so how are you mate?
^w^:icontailwagplz:
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:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014
Oh you know, disturbingly overworked. I'm work days Monday to Friday 7am to 7pm and then I come in on Saturday to work 7pm to 7am night shift.

Its all to do with this huge new office building Im working in as the Security Officer, the place is a mess they've haven't had an actual trained security team in the building before and they have no idea what they are doing. Fire hazards and broken lights, faulty ac, using fire exits as main entries into the buildings, the cctv doesn't actually work and is just for show argh its so bad I had to sign a confidentiality contract to make sure I didn't reveal how bad it is.

Give it a month or two and everything should sorted though. X)
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TheExileKing Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
I believe a happy birthday may be in order? :happybounce:
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:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
Damn right! :D

Twas  fine and merry day of merriment, dancing and much tomfoolery!

They will never find the bodies.

:icondurrhurrplz:
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